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"Carl and the Mysterious Sandwich That Changed Everything"

  • Writer: fictionalfables
    fictionalfables
  • Nov 5, 2024
  • 5 min read


Page 1: The Sandwich that Changed Everything

Carl Miller had lived a relatively uneventful life. He had a steady job at a cubicle farm, a moderate addiction to online shopping, and a cat named Winston who hated him with the intensity of a thousand suns. Carl was content. Life was, in his words, "fine." But what Carl didn’t know—what Carl could not have possibly anticipated—was that one Friday afternoon, a sandwich would change everything.

It all started with a lunch break. Carl, like most office drones, had a simple routine. At precisely 12:30 PM, he would shuffle over to the office kitchen, stare at the sad, limp vegetables in the fridge, and sigh. After about five minutes of soul-searching, he would settle on a sandwich. Not a good sandwich, mind you, but a sandwich nonetheless. A sandwich that barely qualified as food. Today was no different. Or so Carl thought.

As he reached for the bread, something caught his eye—a sandwich, wrapped in wax paper, sitting in the far corner of the counter, as though it had been placed there just for him. Carl, a man who had seen his fair share of “free food” traps (especially the ones labeled “mystery meat” in the break room fridge), was hesitant at first. But curiosity, like a poorly timed prank, nudged him forward.

He reached out and unwrapped it. The sandwich looked… normal. Too normal. The bread was a perfect golden brown, the lettuce was crisp, the tomato slices were symmetrical, and the turkey looked like it had been carved by a master chef. There was no weird smell, no discolored cheese, and no notes written in Sharpie warning him to not consume it. Just a perfect sandwich.

Carl stood there for a moment, staring at it. His mind raced through all the possible scenarios. Could it be a prank? Was there a hidden camera somewhere? Maybe it was from a co-worker who had been watching him struggle with his usual sad PB&J and wanted to teach him a lesson in food?

"Nope," Carl said out loud, shaking his head. "I’m just going to eat the sandwich. What’s the worst that could happen?" With that, he took a bite.

Page 2: The Unexpected Power of the Sandwich

The moment Carl swallowed the first bite, he felt it. A sudden, overwhelming surge of energy coursed through his body. His senses sharpened, colors seemed more vibrant, and he could hear… well, everything. It was like someone had turned up the volume on life.

"Did someone just sneeze in the next room?" Carl asked, his voice oddly clear and resonant.

His coworkers, who had been going about their lunch break, turned to look at him like he was a man possessed.

"Uh, Carl, you good?" Janet from accounting asked, her eyebrows furrowing.

Carl didn’t answer. He was too busy staring at his sandwich with wide eyes. The power it gave him! This wasn’t a regular sandwich. No, this was a supernatural sandwich. He could feel it. He could feel the sandwich’s essence seeping into his very being, unlocking hidden potential he never knew he had.

He grabbed a pen from the desk and began writing in mid-air. Not really writing, but more like swiping the pen through the air as if drawing invisible symbols. He then stared at his hand, and with a dramatic flourish, drew a circle on the desk.

"I just… I just invented a new language," Carl said, his voice full of awe. "A language only I understand. I am a genius!"

"Are you... okay, Carl?" Janet asked, now more concerned than before. "What language are you talking about?"

But Carl wasn’t listening. He was in his own world. He felt invincible. He could do anything!

He turned to his coworkers, who had gathered around to witness the spectacle, and declared, "I challenge all of you to a battle of wits. You may have been born with brains, but now, I have the mind of a sandwich!"

The group stared at him in silence, unsure if they should call for help or just leave him to his newfound sandwich-powered delusion.

Page 3: Carl’s Rapid Rise to Power

The effects of the sandwich were not just psychological, they were physical. Within minutes, Carl’s performance at work was nothing short of legendary. He finished all his reports in 30 seconds, solved coding problems that had been plaguing his team for weeks, and even managed to impress his boss by fixing the coffee machine with nothing but a paperclip and a rubber band.

By 3:00 PM, Carl was promoted. His boss, Jerry, walked into the office with a strange look on his face, like he was witnessing the birth of a new civilization.

“Carl, I don’t know what happened, but you’ve just turned in the most mind-blowing spreadsheet I’ve ever seen in my life. We’re giving you a raise, effective immediately. You’re the new team lead. Congratulations.”

Carl blinked, unsure if he was hearing things. "Wait, what? I’m… Team Lead now?"

Jerry nodded. “Yup. You’re the new head of the department. No one else even comes close to your work ethic, your brilliance. It’s honestly like you’ve become a superhuman version of yourself.”

Carl, still in a daze, looked down at the sandwich, which was now half-eaten. He felt a great power within himself. He had become someone else. But who was he really? Was he Carl Miller, humble office worker, or was he Carl the Sandwich-Induced Super Genius?

The power surged again, and with a dramatic flair, Carl stood up, raising his arms like a conductor before an orchestra.

"From this moment on, the office shall know no bounds!" he declared. "I will lead you all to glory—through the power of sandwiches!"

Page 4: The Tragic Fall of Carl and the Sandwich

The next few hours were a blur of triumphs and delusions. Carl led his team with unmatched energy, solving problems left and right, implementing "efficiency strategies" that involved a lot of unnecessary high-fives and motivational speeches. His team was terrified but impressed.

But as the day wore on, Carl’s sense of grandeur began to fade, replaced by a gnawing feeling of emptiness. The effects of the sandwich were starting to wear off. His body, once surging with energy, now felt sluggish, like he had eaten an entire pizza and then immediately regretted it.

His thoughts, which had once felt like the pinnacle of intelligence, now seemed disjointed and nonsensical. Was he still a genius, or was he just a man who had eaten a really, really good sandwich? The question haunted him as he stared at the half-finished sandwich in his hand.

With a final, mournful sigh, Carl sat back in his chair, watching as the last vestiges of the sandwich’s power dissipated. He was no longer a superhuman genius. He was just Carl again—the guy who stared at spreadsheets and struggled with printer jams.

The next morning, Carl arrived at work to find that the sandwich was gone. It was as if it had never existed. No one mentioned it. No one remembered the day Carl had risen to greatness and fallen just as quickly.

Except for one person. Janet from accounting. She walked by his desk, gave him a sly smile, and said, “Hey, Carl. If you’re looking for that sandwich again, I think it’s probably in the fridge. But you might want to check the ‘Not Safe for Work’ section. I heard it’s a special recipe.”

Carl blinked. “Wait… what?”

Janet winked, “Trust me. You won’t be disappointed. But maybe don’t eat the whole thing next time. You might become too powerful to handle.”

Carl chuckled nervously. Maybe he had been on to something. But as for the rest of his life? He decided it was just fine the way it was.

And so, Carl Miller, Sandwich Power and All, went back to his cubicle and ate a plain turkey sandwich—one with no supernatural abilities at all.

But every so often, he’d glance at the fridge and wonder: what if?

The End... or is it?

 
 
 

1 Comment


Gaurav Tiwari
Gaurav Tiwari
Nov 05, 2024

Nice

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